Launching on Robinhood Chain · Paired with tokenized TSLA
Optimus,
the biggest
product ever
The machine works. You collect.
$OPTIMUS takes a 1% tax on every trade, buys tokenized TSLA stock with it, and sends the stock straight to holders. No staking, no claiming. Hold the robot and the stock shows up.
The robot will never DM you first. The only real contract address will appear here and on official channels at launch. Anything else is fake.
1%
Tax on every trade, paid in TSLA
1B
Fixed supply, minted once
100%
LP burned at deployment
0%
Team allocation
“Not just Tesla’s biggest product ever, but probably the biggest product ever.”
THE CLAIM
“The biggest product of all time, by far”
From a Tesla shareholder meeting, where he also said the robot could “actually eliminate poverty.”
THE NUMBER
“A $25 trillion market cap situation”
His projection for what Optimus could make Tesla worth. That’s about half the S&P 500, or eight Apples.
THE COIN
Front row at the launch
He’s talking about the robot, not this token. But $OPTIMUS is paired to TSLA. If the biggest product launch in history moves the stock, holders get paid in it.
How the robot pays you
Three moving parts and zero buttons to press. You were asleep and you still got paid in Tesla.
01
You trade
Every buy and every sell feeds 1% to the machine. Even paper hands fund the payroll on their way out.
02
The robot buys TSLA
The contract buys tokenized TSLA on Robinhood Chain by itself. No treasury, no multisig, no one to sign off.
03
You get paid
TSLA lands in every holder’s wallet automatically, pro-rata. There’s nothing to stake or claim, and nothing ever locks up.
Then it repeats, forever. Payouts scale with trading volume, so the robot can only pay out what the 1% collects.
Hold the robot.Earn the stock.
Tokenomics
Set at deployment, verifiable onchain. After that, nobody can amend them.
There’s no pie chart because there’s no pie to split. 100% of supply goes into the liquidity pool at deployment, the LP tokens get burned, and the keys go with them.
How to buy
Employ a robot in four steps.
Get a wallet
Install MetaMask, Rabby, or any EVM wallet. Write the seed phrase on real paper like your grandfather would have.
Bridge to Robinhood Chain
Use the official bridge to move funds to Robinhood Chain, Robinhood’s Arbitrum L2 built for onchain stocks.
Get tokenized TSLA
Keep some gas and swap into tokenized TSLA. The pool is paired with it, so the stock is your ticket in. Tokenized stocks do come with eligibility and jurisdiction rules, and some regions, including the US, may be restricted.
Swap for $OPTIMUS
Paste the contract address from the bar above (never from a DM), set slippage to about 2%, and swap. That’s it. You now employ a robot.
Frequently asked questions
What exactly am I earning?
Tokenized TSLA stock on Robinhood Chain. The 1% tax on every trade is pooled, the contract buys TSLA with it, and it’s pushed to all holders pro-rata. You don’t stake or claim anything; it lands on its own.
Fair warning: payouts scale with trading volume. Quiet market, quiet payroll.
Is this affiliated with Tesla, Elon Musk, or Robinhood?
No. $OPTIMUS is a parody community memecoin with no connection to Tesla, Inc., Elon Musk, or Robinhood Markets, and not to any humanoid robot holding a W-2.
Is the liquidity locked?
Better, it’s burned. At deployment all the LP tokens go to the dead address, and you can check that onchain once the CA is live. Nobody can ever pull the pool. A lock expires. A fire doesn’t.
Why is the LP paired with TSLA instead of ETH?
Because the bit demanded it. Every swap routes through tokenized TSLA and the pool is half Tesla by construction. The robot is literally married to the stock. It also means the liquidity sits on an equity instead of crypto beta.
Can the tax be raised? Can this be rugged?
The contract deploys renounced, with no owner and no admin functions left to touch. Tax is 1% forever. LP burns at deployment so the floor can’t be pulled, and the team allocation is 0%, so there’s nothing to dump.
What happens when TSLA goes down?
Your rewards track a stock, and stocks go down, sometimes with enthusiasm. The pool is half TSLA, so $OPTIMUS is welded to Tesla in both directions. At the same dollar volume a dip just means the 1% buys more shares, each worth less. The robot doesn’t check the price. It is the only one of us at peace.
A memecoin welded to an equity is volatile squared. Only hold what you can afford to lose.
Workers of the chain, accumulate
Join the payroll. The robot clocks in at launch.